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The Metropolitan Museum of Art: VIP Tour
You want a highly-academic, highbrow tour of the Metropolitan Museum of Art where we stand before the great masters, contemplating their skilled use of line and form, while simultaneously placing them in the pantheon of other art historical geniuses, right? You picked the wrong tour. Perfect for a date night, an evening with friends or a capstone to a New York City visit, our famous VIP tour guides will show you the secrets, backstories and hidden nooks and crannies of the Greatest Fucking Museum on Earth. This is a VIP public tour with other cool guests.
American Museum of Natural History: Un-Highlights Tour
DINOSAURS! SCIENCE! ADVENTURE! Break out your pith helmet as we embark upon a brazen expedition through the halls of New York City’s world-famous American Museum of Natural History (AMNH). Join your maverick tour guide as we deftly navigate this massive 27-building, 1.6 million square foot landmark cultural institution. Learn the science and history behind the amazing animals, the stories of the badass adventurers that collected them, and the dirty little secrets that make AMNH like no other museum on earth!
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Badass Bitches of the Met
Do you get the sneaking suspicion that women are underrepresented at our nation’s museums? Well, you are correct! Though criminally few female artists are on display, we take you to art by women who rock, celebrate the accomplishments of modern and historical women, and reveal what’s goin’ down today. We have gathered up the most “WTF?!” stories and facts on our Badass Bitches of the Met Tour.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Big Gay Met
The Metropolitan Museum of Art is one of the greatest museums on the planet. It is filled with the history of societies present and past, packed with millions of objects that date back over 6000 years, brimming with beauty, inspiration and intellectual stimulation. It’s also super gay. Come join us for a whirlwind romp through the sometimes strange, sometimes secret, always awesome queer history hiding in plain sight at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. We’ve collected the greatest, sexiest, most awesome stories of the LGBTQ art history available at the Met, spanning from ancient times to modern day.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Un-Highlights Tour
New York City’s Metropolitan Museum of Art is a massive, venerable cultural institution. We realize that even the most seasoned art experts take longer than a few hours to digest all that lies within the Met’s hallowed walls, and we don’t claim to show you everything. What we offer is a fun, group-oriented tour experience certain to keep you entertained and teach you a bit along the way.
New York: Beta Tours
You want a highly-academic, highbrow tour of the Metropolitan Museum of Art where we stand before the great masters, contemplating their skilled use of line and form, while simultaneously placing them in the pantheon of other art historical geniuses, right? You picked the wrong tour. Welcome to Museum Hack’s Beta Tours (now, with some new twists). We have newly-minted guides who want to try out some stuff with guests, and we want YOU to be there to see what they’ve got hidden up their sleeves.
American Museum of Natural History: The Mating Game
Want a one-of-a-kind Valentine’s Date? We’ve rounded up some of the most eccentric and extraordinary examples of courtship rituals, mating dances, dinosaur foreplay and other sexy secrets to help you on your next date night! With Valentine’s Day coming up, we’re turning to the animal kingdom and cultures around the world to bring you the finest date night hacks! Come with a date, come with just yourself to take notes, come with your best friend who should be taking notes… all are welcome on this awesome trip around our favorite natural history museum!
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Pokemon Tour
Hello Trainers! Since 2013 Museum Hack has been developing wild, renegade tours of the best museums in the world. Now we are unleashing the Pokemon Tour! Come to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and do our custom step by step tour complete with a Pokemon hunt, prizes and some of the craziest and most famous artwork in history with connections to Pokemon. Hot Tip: the Japanese Art collection includes a controversial deer named Bubbles and you won’t leave the Met without meeting it’s famous mascot, William.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Sports & Olympics
SPORTS! The Olympics are wawesome and Museum Hack is PSYCHED UP! Our guides have uncovered the weirdest, most scandalous, kick-ass facts and stories behind the art in the Metropolitan Museum. We’ll take you to the first jock strap used in Ancient Greek Olympic Games, a model of a Mayan game nobody knows the rules to, and all the best tips and tricks for shooting a bow while horseback riding. And DON’T WORRY, there’ll be lots of chances to win your own medals in the first-ever ART OLYMPICS inside the Museum – you’ll compete with fellow tour guests in contests of strength, skill, and wits. COME SPORTS WITH US. Note: Sports & Olympics at the Met is no longer available as a public tour, but you can book a private or corporate tour.
The Metropolitan Museum of Art: Badass Bitches of the Met with Wine
Do you get the sneaking suspicion that women are underrepresented at our nation’s museums? Do you like to drink wine? Then you’re in the right place! Though criminally few female artists are on display, we take you to art by women who rock, celebrate the accomplishments of modern and historical women, and reveal what’s goin’ down today. We have gathered up the most “WTF?!” stories and facts on our Badass Bitches with Wine Tour of the Met Tour. Note: Bad Ass Bitches of the Met with Wine is currently only available as a private tour for groups.
New York: Gift Certificates
Want to treat a friend, family member or significant other to a Museum Hack tour? Give them a gift certificate! Note: Gift Certificates are only redeemable in the city they are purchased for.
New York: Bachelorette Party
Host a classy bachelorette party at the museum. Each tour is different and customized on the fly based on your private party. On most tours, we will visit the Temple of Dendur, the American Wing, Musical Instruments, Modern and Contemporary Galleries, and Asian Galleries, to name a few. Guides are also always happy to take requests ahead of time to guarantee a magical evening for the bride-to-be. Includes fun photos, wine and games.
New York: Team Building
What do Google, Facebook, Etsy, KPMG & LEGO have in common? They all did company team building tours with us! Bring your team on an exciting museum tour that includes stories about the art, activities, prizes, wine and more. We can customize the tour to your company values or to match a them, like “technology through time.” These tours are designed to promote team engagement, collaboration and communication.
New York: Little Hackers
Our Little Hackers tours are custom made for families with young children. We use special engagement techniques to keep your kids excited and engaged with the museum. The activities are designed to be fun, accessible and involve group participation. We also plan for bathroom breaks. Fun photos guaranteed.
New York: Marriage Proposal
Thinking about popping THE question? The museum is an elegant backdrop and we’ve helped dozens of couples find that perfect moment. Your guide will lead you and your SO on a private tour of the museum galleries, with fun stories about love, sex and marriage to help set the mood. We will coordiate with you to find a quiet and private spot for you to make the ask, and after take you to the best spot in the museum for a celebratory glass of wine.