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de Young Fine Arts Museum: Un-Highlights Tour

The de Young is part of the incredible Fine Art Museums of San Francisco. It’s the most visited art museum west of the Mississippi. It has objects from around the globe, an observation tower to die for… heck, even the building itself is a work of art! This museum is f***ing awesome. So we hacked it. We offer a high-energy, group-oriented tour experience certain to keep you entertained and teach you a bit along the way.

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de Young Fine Arts Museum: VIP Tour

You want a highly-academic, highbrow tour of The de Young where we stand before the great masters, contemplating their skilled use of line and form, while simultaneously placing them in the pantheon of other art historical geniuses, right? You picked the wrong tour. Welcome to Museum Hack VIP, our premiere museum experience in San Francisco that includes wine. Perfect for a date night, an evening with friends or a capstone to a San Francisco visit, our famous VIP tour guides will show you the secrets, backstories and hidden nooks and crannies of one of the Greatest Fucking Museums on Earth. This is a VIP public tour with other cool guests.

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de Young Fine Arts Museum: Badass Bitches

Do you get the sneaking suspicion that women are underrepresented at our nation’s museums? Well, you are correct! Though criminally few female artists are on display, we take you to art by women who rock, celebrate the accomplishments of modern and historical women, and reveal what’s goin’ down today. We have gathered up the most “WTF?!” stories and facts on our Badass Bitches of the de Young Tour.

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San Francisco: Beta Tours

Welcome to Museum Hack’s Beta Tours (now, with some new twists). We have newly-minted guides who want to try out some stuff with guests, and we want YOU to be there to see what they’ve got hidden up their sleeves.

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San Francisco: Gift Certificates

Want to treat a friend, family member or significant other to a Museum Hack tour? Give them a gift certificate! Note: Gift Certificates are only redeemable in the city they are purchased for.

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San Francisco: Bachelorette Party

Host a classy bachelorette party at the museum. Each tour is different and customized on the fly based on your private party. On most tours, we will visit the Temple of Dendur, the American Wing, Musical Instruments, Modern and Contemporary Galleries, and Asian Galleries, to name a few. Guides are also always happy to take requests ahead of time to guarantee a magical evening for the bride-to-be. Includes fun photos, wine and games.

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San Francisco: Team Building

What do Google, Facebook, Etsy, KPMG & LEGO have in common? They all did company team building tours with us! Bring your team on an exciting museum tour that includes stories about the art, activities, prizes, wine and more. We can customize the tour to your company values or to match a them, like “technology through time.” These tours are designed to promote team engagement, collaboration and communication.

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San Francisco: Marriage Proposal

Thinking about popping THE question? The museum is an elegant backdrop and we’ve helped dozens of couples find that perfect moment. Your guide will lead you and your SO on a private tour of the museum galleries, with fun stories about love, sex and marriage to help set the mood. We will coordiate with you to find a quiet and private spot for you to make the ask, and after take you to the best spot in the museum for a celebratory glass of wine.

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