Please note this piece was written by our tour guide, Kate Villa, in the style of a Museum Hack experience.
Seriously shut up right now also what exactly is an atom made of oh my god are we just all something that could be swept into the space-time continuum? Will we combust? Will the earth be able to sustain life for thousands of years? What is life? How long is forever? DOES THIS SKIRT GO WITH THIS WHALEBONE CORSET?
“I’m not saying that you reading is a sign of non-complacency instead of just giving into the inevitability of the world, I’m saying that we’re all going to die. Probably soon.”
“Please stop talking it’s hard for me to concentrate, also your bow is askew.”
“No one will care about my bow when we’re all underground with the worms.”
“He said I was like a flower. Flowers are pretty and delicate. They’re also all going to fall apart piece by piece, littering fragments of themselves all over the ground while others walk all over them and eventually they’ll be bald and then wither up and be no more. Feels right.”
“You want to know what’s in here? My hopes and dreams. Oh shit I let them all out ok well there goes everything.”
Exterior: Looks serenely out the window
Him: “Hey cutie can I talk to you for a second.”
Her: “Sir, I’m late to sit on a cliff and stare over the vast ocean contemplating how large the universe is and what specks we humans are in comparison to what defines the billions of lightyears that extend between us and the end of the sky.”
Him: “K maybe you can come over for some Netflix later?”
Her: “But what is time? How do we quantify ‘later’?”
Him: “K bai”
“There goes another leaf. That’s number 1,679 from that tree. The earth is slowly molting. We’re all doomed.”
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