Meet Kevin Townley

Renegade Tours

Meet Kevin, one of our rockstar tour guides in New York City!

Museum Hack: What are three fun facts about you most people don’t know?

  • I’ve been on all three Law & Orders.
  • I teach meditation.
  • I sang in a rock band for 7 years called Bambï.

Museum Hack: If you had to be trapped in the Museum overnight, what would you do?

Make out in Madame de Montespan’s bed.

Museum Hack: If you could work at any other museum, which one would you choose?

I’d choose Sir John Soane’s Museum in London. It is so creepy and beautiful and is my dream home!

Museum Hack: If you were to be reincarnated as an animal, which would it be and why?

I’d be a house cat: cool, sleek, and lazy. This basically describes me already, I just wouldn’t have to pay rent.

Museum Hack: If you could have a drink with one person in history for 15 minutes, who would it be with and what are you drinking?

I’d choose Muriel Spark. I’d get her hopped up on Earl Gray tea and diet pills and get her to spill her writing secrets.

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